Quotes

Mulder

• Before I could only trust my self. Now I can only trust you.
• One sorry son of a bitch speaking.
• I wan't to believe.
• No body down here bu the FBI's most unwanted.
• Scully, do you think it's too soon to get my own 900 number?
• One is the lonliest number.
• "Just hope he keeps till Thanksgiving."
• "Will the Real Leonard Betts please stand up?" (Leonard Beets)
• "A dream is an answer to a question. We haven't learned how to ask" (Paper Hearts)

Scully

• "Mulder, you're crazy." (Deep Throat)
• "Wait...You think *I'm* right?" (Deep Throat)
• They were the most paranoid people I have ever met.
• I believe the have to do with unexplained phenomena.
• "Chances are he's not walking around carrying a sign with an arrow on it." (Soft Light)
• A victim, a victim of his own false hopes and of his belief in the biggest of lies.
• What are these people dying for, is it for the truth or for the lies?
• "Mulder, the truth is out there, but so are lies." (E.B.E)

Others

"The fiercest enemy is the man who has nothing left to loose." -- CSM (aka Cancerman)

"Life is like a box of chocolates-a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get in return is another box of chocolates..." -- CSM (aka Cancerman - Musings of a Cigratte Smooking Man)

Trust no one. -- Deep Throat

There?s only one thing that I can do agent Mulder, as if right now I?m reopening the X-Files, that's what they fear the most. -- Skinner

Are you familiar with the so called X-Files? -- Blevins

She's hot. -- Frohike

Smoking man is dead. -- Skinner

Dialogues

Mulder: "Tell me I'm crazy."
Scully: "You're crazy."
(Deep Throat)

Scully: "Oh god Mulder, it smells like... I think it's bile."
Mulder: "How can I get it off my fingers fast without betraying my cool exterior?"
(Squeeze)

Mulder: "Hey Scully, do you believe in the afterlife?"
Scully: "I'd settle for a life in this one."
(Shadows)

Scully: "That's over four liters of blood."
Mulder: "You could say the guy was running on empty."
(Eve)

Scully: "I forgot what it was like to spend a day in court."
Mulder: "That's one of the luxuries of hunting down aliens and genetic mutants. You rarely get to press charges."
(Fire)

Mulder: "Whatever tape you found in that VCR wasn't mine."
Scully: "Good, because I put it back in the drawer with all the other tapes that aren't yours."
(Excelsius Dei)

Scully: "Shut up, Mulder."
Mulder: "Sure. Fine. Whatever."
(Syzygy)

Scully: "It's basically a high tech mummification process. The remains are dipped in epoxy and once it's cured, the specimen can be sliced for observation."
Mulder: "Or you've got yourself a nice paperweight."
(Leonard Betts)

Mulder: "I've heard that the best way to preserve body heat is to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with another person who's naked."
Scully: "Well, maybe if it rains sleeping bags you'll get lucky."
(Detour)

Byers: "Vladimir Zhirinousky, the leader of the Russian Social Democrats is being put into power by the most heinous and evil force in the twentieth century."
Mulder: "Barney?"

Mulder: "Scully?"
Scully: "What?"
Mulder: "Marry me."
Scully: "I was looking for something a little more helpful."
Mulder: "Well, aside from a lady riding a broomstick with a pointy hat, I think you've got it covered."
Scully: "Thanks anyway."
(Chinga)